Coals to Newcastle or Doggerel for a Poet: A Tribute to John Simon

Abstract

Who with exacting mien Almost 'til dawn, was seen In the law school, Which he did rule? John Simon, Acting Dean! For when exhausted Guid Was from his duties freed, Who in the gap Stood all the crap? John Simon, Acting Lead! And who, with Steve's accord, Borrowed from Guido's hoard, Homeless to help, (Though Guid did yelp) John Simon, Acting Lord! Who, with compassion rare, Was just, supportive, fair, To all who might Show pain or fright? John Simon, Acting Chair!